Giant drawings of Royals players found at Mooney's Bay

There has been great consternation in the Royals camp this morning as the team prepares for its important OCSL match against St. Anthony's.

"Hola!" magazine, famed for its outing of Royals players in the "Flamers" picture (involving the Gutierrez brothers, Marc Anthony Viscosi and former player Ben Makuch) have today published evidence of a further tryst involving two Royals players (who have not been named for legal purposes). The giant chalk cutting has been etched into the hillside outside the Mooney's Bay complex.

Royals captain Dominic Rochon had this to say: "It's disappointing to say the least. We have been focusing on the team and to see these two individuals behaving in this undignified manner is unbecoming. It wouldn't have happened in the past."

A reward will be offered for the identification of the two players.